When a thick freshman uses all 13 holes on her body for her partners sexual pleasure.Then she dry s up all the nut juices that cameout
by Doubledeckerdaggerdick October 23, 2018
Get the The Freshman sponge mug.April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).
Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.
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A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.
Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.
by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019
Get the The Year of Sponge Baths mug.The guy to send you to BRAZIL or do a VIBE CHECK, the guy to watch spongebob and jerk o... I mean jerk popcorn into his mouth yeah...
by Mr.pat October 29, 2020
Get the Crazy boy Spongebob mug.The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
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A genz person: “Kinda like spongebob”
A genz person: “Kinda like spongebob”
by MatchaDrinker11 July 11, 2021
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Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death
by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021
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