Ryan, or really annoying cunt, is the name used for someone who’s is a fucking bitchass faggot who doesn’t shut up and has a hole as wide as dartford tunnel
A chaotic human specimen powered by half-finished thoughts and questionable decision-making. Frequently appears confused, occasionally smells like he forgot what deodorant is, yet somehow possesses an inexplicably luscious bubble butt. Known for saying things that make sense only after the third explanation (or never). Despite all evidence, remains weirdly lovable.
The greatest bass player on earth. He is so good at bass that when he plays it, it melts everyone's face off. He is even better than Cliff Burton who was arguably the best bass player ever until he died. Everybody is so jealous of Ryan's bass skills that when they hear it they get suicidal tendencies because they aren't as good as him.
Ryan is a unique person they normally come short and white but in a rare example they can be tall and black. They are weirdly obsessed with the nu metal band slipknot.Ryan is special tho because he will make you wanna die, but he can me make you jolly. Overall ryan’s are interesting and annoying, but thats what makes them unique.
Ryan is that one handsome boy that you talk with. He's genuinely funny and matches your humor and knowledgeable on multiple topics , he has a heart for God and children, he's taller than you and has amazing eyes. You have moments together that makes your heart skip or cheeks hurt from smiling. BUT he's just a buddy and it would never happen.