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A chaotic human specimen powered by half-finished thoughts and questionable decision-making. Frequently appears confused, occasionally smells like he forgot what deodorant is, yet somehow possesses an inexplicably luscious bubble butt. Known for saying things that make sense only after the third explanation (or never). Despite all evidence, remains weirdly lovable.
"I want to drop kick Ryan"
- "He would probably bounce off the ground with that butt"
Ryan by xllusive January 29, 2026
The prettiest boy I've ever met with a heart of gold who doesnt know how much I miss him
"Dear God I miss my sweet boy Ryan."
Ryan by Its.not_natss February 20, 2026
The greatest bass player on earth. He is so good at bass that when he plays it, it melts everyone's face off. He is even better than Cliff Burton who was arguably the best bass player ever until he died. Everybody is so jealous of Ryan's bass skills that when they hear it they get suicidal tendencies because they aren't as good as him.
Guy 1: Dude did you hear how Ryan played bass yesterday?
Guy: 2: Yeah, it melted my face off.
Ryan by juan prius April 9, 2026
Ryan is a unique person they normally come short and white but in a rare example they can be tall and black. They are weirdly obsessed with the nu metal band slipknot.Ryan is special tho because he will make you wanna die, but he can me make you jolly. Overall ryan’s are interesting and annoying, but thats what makes them unique.
“Ryan shut up no one cares

“Ryan are thots
Ryan by Raptor9746 November 24, 2025
Ryan is Ryan and Ryan’s around the Ryan with a Ryan, Ryan goes Ryan to Ryan and homework Ryan and game Ryan!
Girl 1: E.
Girl 2: E.
Ryan is Ryan and Ryan’s around the Ryan with Ryan, Ryan goes Ryan to Ryan and homework Ryan and game Ryan!
Ryan by RyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyan December 12, 2025
Ryan is that one handsome boy that you talk with. He's genuinely funny and matches your humor and knowledgeable on multiple topics , he has a heart for God and children, he's taller than you and has amazing eyes. You have moments together that makes your heart skip or cheeks hurt from smiling. BUT he's just a buddy and it would never happen.
Girl... he's kinda like your version of Ryan huh? Dang.
Ryan by M.M!!! January 14, 2026