pose pollution

When There are a lot of people around you but nobody looks Interesting Enough.

Adam. How was the visit to the mall for you and Mom ?

Kaaj. It was okay, but I thought I was standing in a sunspot because Of all the Pose Pollution.

by Unmaykr November 8, 2021

poseur

Someone that sees glory and dollar signs in someone else's life and wants it for themself.

Your father was never a hard ass with you, he was always protective and civil with you because you were soft and nerdy as a kid, quit being a poseur to try and gain fame/riches/respect/power from it.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

Poseur

Someone that needs their peers to believe in them, and thinks that everyone else needs the same thing to keep going.

The poseur was a narcissist, she claimed to be different but deep down she saw her own image when she looked at everyone else, and thought that everyone else was the same way.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

poseur

Someone that winks to feign joking without the other person knowing that their intention wasn't really to joke.

The poseur told the other person how to join her poseur cult and winked after she said it to indicate she was feigning kidding while looking and sounding serious (but claimed to not care what anybody thought of her even though everyone else did care what people thought of them).

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

poseidonas

poseidonas is my cousin. my cousin doesn't get to participate in this. hi cousin now everyone knows poseidonas is my cousin. Also a great guy.

Dude 1: What's your cousin's name?
Dude 2: Poseidonas

by textmeifyouseethiscousin November 21, 2021

posell

If h have the last name posell then ur fucking cool

I’m Jordan posell

by Lucasposell November 21, 2021

poseur

Someone that doesn't like their own shit, they like what they think other people would like, so that other people will like them.

Bach von Hitler never liked Nirvana as a kid, she liked Barney the Purple Dinosaur and Lil Kim, but now she's claiming to be a Nirvana fan because her brother she never got along with influenced her taste in music, which is bullshit coming from a poseur's mouth of the south, and trying to draw attention to the gift horse's mouth, as always.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021