fingerfuck phone

The act of using one or more fingers to slide your phone out of your pocket when sitting down, in a cramped spot or when wearing tight clothing.

Steve-"Move over i cant answer my phone."
Dave- "Dude just fingerfuck it out of your pocket. "
Steve- "What?"
Dave- "Yea just get a finger in there and just fingerfuck phone outta there."

by Mo-meezy May 12, 2010

phene

A REALLY ANNOYING person or creature. A phene can come in all different varieties. But all phenes have this in common::they are always trying to figure out exactly what a phene is!!

someone-wow that that girl jami is a REAL PHENE!
jami-WTF IS A PHENE???

by blahsterr March 16, 2008

cell phone

a status symbol availiable to only the rich, ...and to people smart enough to ask for the 'pay for free minuts' plan which is a hell of a lot cheaper than prepay.

people with the "hang up and drive" sticker, thought that they couldn't afford a cell cause they didn't understand their options, or went to a stupid shop that doesn't understand the options.

by CHRISTIAN LARDY February 16, 2005

Phone Cleavage

This is when a woman places her phone in her cleavage rather than in a purse or pocket WHERE IT BELONGS!!

"Dude, did you see that woman in Maverick with phone cleavage? That was all sorts of nasty."

by SarahBellum August 10, 2008

The Banana Phone

When you stick you foot into someones vagina and then squeeze their uterus with your toes.

i cant feel my legs because my boyfriend Banana phone'd me last night

by Tomicide November 19, 2004

Phine

Checking your phone for the time.

Wherever Amanda goes, there are no clocks around her to check the time. She has to phine instead.

by The Kid With Sandisorder February 18, 2010

phone monkey

A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.

"The 'phone monkey' on other end of the line, can't tell me what kind of bike he has!"

by D. Gould December 28, 2005