penis monger

A male prostitute.

Etymology - Penis (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)

The literal definition is "one who sells penis"

When my mom died, my dad became a penis monger.

by DaMathBoy November 01, 2006

afro penis

when a guy is sooo hairy around his dick, its a puff ball.

girl: "hey lets have sex"
guy: "okay"
* guy takes of pants*
girl: "haha you have an afro penis!"
guy: AFRO PENIS ATTACK!

by ooglaybooglay August 09, 2008

Penis Pump

A fun word to scream in public.

Person 1, in a crowded area: "PENIS PUMP!"
Crowd: "OMGWTFBBQ"

by Yaziyo August 29, 2006

Micro Penis

As said by FHM:
A penis measuring less than 1cm when erect. There is no shaft, just a small nob connected to your pelvic region.

"There has only ever been a few micro penis' ever discovered."

by Diego August 21, 2003

Penis Monkey

Likes the dong

Your a real penis monkey, that is to say you like the dong

by Main December 12, 2003

Penis pudding

Warm pudding like substance which some women find delicious.They say its salty to the taste.

Sara loved gargling with my penis pudding.

by Mossy October 23, 2003

Penis button

A disturbingly unattractive protruding bellybutton, particularly on an otherwise attractive female, so pronounced as to be reminiscent of a small penis. First appeared on paparazzi websites describing bikini pictures of talk show host Kelly Ripa's unnaturally protruding navel.

Bob: Hey look at that sweet honey strollin' up the beach.
Jay: Yeah, she's -WTF? What the hell is that stickin' outa her gut?
Bob: Oh man, she has a penis button! I'm gonna yyargh!!
Jay: Man, way to spoil the picture...Shit!
Sweet Honey: Hi guys!
Bob: (wwrrreettcchh!)

by Grafikman May 14, 2009