Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

Jammed

Jammed means to fail in something or do something stupid. This is Londoner slang and is used to describe something going wrong

for example, someone failed a test or dropped a glass "I can't lie you jammed that" "Eugh jammed"

by lostzuccini December 3, 2024

Jammed

To be under the influence of heavy narcotics.

Mainly Oxycodone/Percocet/Morphine/etc.

In order to spot someone being totally jammed. They must be nodding off during mid-conversation, constricted pupils (almost pinpoint), and look like the usual junkie.

How many fucking op's you take? You're fucking jammed, aren't you?

by EazieWeezie July 19, 2019

Jam

Pretty, cute, beautiful, sexy

Yoo that girl is Jam yo

by Woah boy December 7, 2011

bull jamming

(1) Get out there and bull and jam with intensity of action

(2) Also getting over zealous when bulling jamming and making a mess of things like in the kitchen

(1) Such as a boss saying to work crew "get out there and bull and jam!" (bull jamming)
Lets get bull jamming and make those sales crew!
(2) While making dinner last night with my wife, I broke a plate and she said stop bull jamming and clean that up!

by veracious December 13, 2018

strawberry jam

the jam used to toss someone’s salad in prison ifykyk

ayo don’t forget the strawberry jam

by user185848391937474 June 29, 2021

Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.

Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.

by I didn’t write this definition November 15, 2019