Alabama ketchup

Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.

"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"

"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"

by Wrig9 October 8, 2024

Get ketchuped on

When you throw a cheeseburger on a kid and you yell that phrase as you throw the burger.

“GET KETCHUPED ON FOOL”.

by medgame December 5, 2024

Tri-Keta-Tops

It’s like a triceratops, but cooler.

That’s a tri-keta-tops, not a triceratops.

by tate21 January 22, 2024

Sparkly Ketchup

What that stupid ad for grammarly keeps reminding us of. Like wtf

"If you have one great idea, sayyyy: sparkly ketchup

by omgyamisobored January 24, 2024

Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 19, 2024

Smooth Ketchup

Used to express positive agreement or excitement

"I got offered a job today" "Smooth Ketchup!"

by Anon237 July 8, 2024

Ceroba Ketsukane

Fox lady from the fangame Undertale Yellow who also has really hard boss fights and likes to drain your max HP in her Genocide fight, and is the final boss of the Pacifist route. She is the wife of Chujin Ketsukane and the mother of Kanako Ketsukane, and best friends with Starlo. Her goal is to obtain the soul of the game’s protagonist Clover, in hopes of aiding in reviving Kanako after she fell down. She also wants to further Chujin’s legacy, as he passed away before the events of the game. In the Pacifist route it is revealed that she was the one who unintentionally caused Kanako to fall down due to her injecting a serum that contained an impure human soul. This was because Chujin told Ceroba to continue his work with creating a serum that can turn regular monsters into boss monsters, and Kanako was one of the few monsters that possessed the boss monster gene in order to make the perfected serum, thus motivating her goal to use Clover’s pure soul. Ceroba’s character was met with mixed reception from fans, with some either calling her a bad mother or a fox MILF. Sometimes the Undertale Yellow fandom also call her “The Roba”

“Hey dude, who is your favorite character in Undertale Yellow?”
“ Ceroba Ketsukane”

by Dong Jr. April 25, 2024