Fist of fire

When you soak your fist in habanero hot sauce and then shove it in your girl's pussy.

Warning: This sex act can lead to tears or premature divorce.

I gave Sally the old fist of fire last night. She f**king loved it.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017

Monday fires

the small, bothersome problems that occur in the workplace on a Monday morning (usually between 8 a.m. and 10 a.m.), primarily because things weren't accomplished on the previous Friday

The fax machine failed over the weekend and no one ran the weekly report on Friday, so Sally spent all morning putting out little Monday fires.

by Sexy Simian December 1, 2010

Rapid Fire

The act of rapidly calling someone over and over and over again, until they pick up their phone.

"I'll rapid fire Joe until he picks up!"

by dank weedness October 18, 2016

fire vein

When your fucking and bust a vein in your dick

I ended up in the ER after I fire veined with my side bitch.

by Niggercock42069 November 23, 2018

Friendly Fire

When two homesexual men are involved in gay sex and one man cums into the other man's urethra, then the second man cums at the first, spraying him with his own cum-hence the name

Last night I saw these two gay guys going at it and they totally fucking hit each other with a Friendly Fire!

by Self_Hating_Narcississt May 31, 2018

fire hydranting

The acting of violently spraying a liquid, often blood. Visually what happens if you hit a fire hydrant. Common to graphic films and murder scenes.

Ohh Shit! That guy cut off my arm and now its fire hydranting!

by L. Lawliet March 12, 2008

hanging fire

Waiting.

"I'm hanging fire before I commit to buying this latest video game, because I want to find out if it sucks or not first."

by Waffletron September 14, 2017