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Paper badge

A piece of degreed paper mentally worn after years of schooling, usually producing an opinion of superior thinking.
All those years of schooling to get your paper badge and now you have all authority?
by Chichimec January 1, 2024
mugGet the Paper badgemug.

Paper Rice

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.
Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022
mugGet the Paper Ricemug.

Paper Bag Syndrome

When a girl has a vary nice figure but is chopped in the face card department
damn she's bad but she kinda has paper bag syndrome
by gigasquiga January 16, 2025
mugGet the Paper Bag Syndromemug.

it's just paper.

A common motto used to dismiss a purchase, not as a negative but as a positive enforcing that they were comfortable with making that overall purchase.
Billy Bob "Man did you really buy me these Jordans as a gift? That must have cost you a ton!"

Bob Billy "Don't mention it dude, it's just paper. "
by yungtommyfrm18th ave January 3, 2024
mugGet the it's just paper.mug.

Toilet Paper

An everyday part of a pandemic diet, introduced by panic shoppers caused by the Coronavirus.
Toilet paper makes me feel great and helps me go through my day in quarantine.
by An egg's brain March 21, 2020
mugGet the Toilet Papermug.

Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.
Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.
by Zhall November 14, 2014
mugGet the Toilet Paper Workmug.

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