A piece of degreed paper mentally worn after years of schooling, usually producing an opinion of superior thinking.
by Chichimec January 1, 2024

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.
Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!
Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...
Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...
Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022

by gigasquiga January 16, 2025

A common motto used to dismiss a purchase, not as a negative but as a positive enforcing that they were comfortable with making that overall purchase.
Billy Bob "Man did you really buy me these Jordans as a gift? That must have cost you a ton!"
Bob Billy "Don't mention it dude, it's just paper. "
Bob Billy "Don't mention it dude, it's just paper. "
by yungtommyfrm18th ave January 3, 2024

by An egg's brain March 21, 2020

Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.
by Zhall November 14, 2014
