Human

The state that most people remain in all their lives. Human is the quality that describes those who have not expanded and liberated their minds from the Human laws. Those who are human have never seen the other side, never broken through or used drugs to reimagine and reinvent the world as it really is on the other side... the true side

One: "Hey man, look at that suit over there, that cat hates on us because we're free man"

Two: "I feel you man, that suit is only human, bound by the laws, free your mind man, and hit up this tab of acid."

Human by TediRouge Alias October 12, 2008

Human Microphone 

Already defined, but additional information is needed.

This is generally utilized by mindless people who don't think for themselves and therefore simply repeat the statements of others. It involves zero intelligence and simple following of what your professors taught you. It's the opposite of free thinking and rebellion.

The Human Microphones simply repeated mindlessly the people egging them on without thinking for themselves. They aren't too bright.

Human Microphone by Mako34 October 20, 2011

human penis 

you/reader

you are a HUMAN PENIS

human penis by some_fucker December 13, 2016

The human centipede 

When a man and a woman or any combination there of, enter the"69" position and while in the act of mutual oral intercourse, both parties release bowels.

This sexual maneuver is a combination of the "blumpkin" and the "dirty munchkin"

I engaged in the human centipede last night with a girl I met at the bar. I think she ate corn.

The human centipede by Upgrad$de May 16, 2011

Human Suitcase 

When one puts all of their clothes on a midget in roller skates and drags them through the airport, in lieu of using a normal suitcase.

I saw at least three human suitcases in LAX yesterday...man, the recession has hit hard.

Human Suitcase by Don Bigote March 1, 2011

human suitcase 

It's that thing where a midget on rollerskates wears all your clothes and you drag them through an airport.

Stefon gave his valentine a human suitcase

human suitcase by humansuitcase1 March 7, 2011

Human woodchuck 

When you take the two buck teeth out of a man from russia then you stick them in a womans vagina.

I gave keiths aunt a human woodchuck

Human woodchuck by Jimmy the best August 22, 2011