Hand Sanitizer

Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans

Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?

Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself

Bill: what?

Sam: Ban op the teat

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022

hand battling

Fist-fighting

One time I was hand battling my mom and my arms turned to butter.

by Piranha with Braces October 21, 2015

hand sani

That thing you have to use because of COVID and absolutely not the way you say it.

Please god tell me you didn’t just call it “hand sani” Robert - Jess

by nstlr007 February 13, 2021

Instant Hands

The act of being so insulted you begin to throw hands without any warning.

When Rachel said my hair was "a nest for rats with down syndrome", it was instant hands.

by Mr. Enderman December 28, 2021

Hand Grenade

Someone who shows up and destroys everything they touch.

Don't let ( insert name) touch that. He's a hand grenade, he'll fuck something up.

by The Red Devil October 11, 2021

Grandpa hand

When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.

I grandpa handed so hard yesterday.

by Spirit buffalo August 9, 2018

Hand Chim

A word to define something random placed over ones hand, usually an envelope but can be any random object that's not meant to go on your hand.

Riley: "Look I made a hand chim! "

Whilst waving an envelope placed over his hand.

by CooniestGoog February 3, 2020