Grandpa hand

When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.

I grandpa handed so hard yesterday.

by Spirit buffalo August 9, 2018

Haitian Handful

A Haitian Handful is a sexual act comprising of jizzing into someone's cupped hands, which is subsequently drank by either party.

"Whoa bro, last night my wife wanted a Haitian Handful!"

by Wolfydope September 18, 2018

HAND HOAGIE

A southeastern pa term for prepping for pulling your pud.

You cup your cock in your hand, like your making a “ Hoagie”. Then apply lube, oils or your own grease. Close your hand and WEE+HOOOO

I just walked into Bobbies house and found Our friend Dan serving himself a “HAND HOAGIE “

by MATTSLAPPY17 June 2, 2018

Hand cups

What some kids call hand cuffs.

How do you like my glowing hand cups?

by angiemama June 8, 2018

a better hand

The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.

Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."

by von groovy July 4, 2019

Poopy hand

Packy who wipes his ass with his hand

Poopy hand

by Big bih July 6, 2019

boss hand

a majestic hand movement to show off ones sexy facial expressions made by a dabbing unicorn

there goes the lets get weird family doing the boss hand again

by taquitojoker May 29, 2019