yellow Facebook

Slang term for Grindr

I’m going to scroll through the yellow Facebook to find a hook-up for tonight

by rvagay April 13, 2023

Facebook Polish

When you go back on your facebook and delete uninteresting or pointless posts or comments that you previously made.

Oh you know, just facebook polishing.

by Mr. Cheesespread May 12, 2011

Shit-Facebooking

The act of posting random, sometimes rambling nonsense or eruptions of garbled logic as a result of imbibing alcohol or other intoxicants.

"Sorry for my long post last night -- I had what I thought were some good story ideas, so I posted them on FB. Today, though, it appears I had too much wine and was just shit-Facebooking."

or

"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."

or

Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.

by dailywordnerd May 5, 2010

Facebook true

When something that someone posts on facebook is obviously not true and is used for comedic or dramatic effect.

Friend 1: "Wait, the only person that inspires Tina is 'the Dude' from The Big Lebowski?"

Friend 2: "That's only Facebook true, I'm sure there are other people that inspire her in real life!"

by pseudonym36 July 23, 2011

Facebook Proverb

Proverbs created by people on Facebook through status messages that finds its ways across the world.

i.e. "Nothing is going right today, so I'm going left"--Facebook Proverb

by [/|{The_Doctor}|\] January 18, 2011

facebook publisher

Someone who literally publishes there entire life on Facebook or other social networking sites. This behavior includes, but is not limited to uploading tons of pictures of both recent and past activities, daily status updates, friend hunting, constant photo tagging, consistent commenting and obsessive page monitoring. Those who suffer from this syndrome are typically of the narcissistic type displaying moderate to severe levels of self-obsession and delusion.

Boyfriend: "Come on baby, we are going to miss the show"

Girlfriend: "Hold on, while I upload this picture I just took in front of the parking lot sign and update my status"

Boyfriend: "You are such a facebook publisher"

by VM743 June 11, 2010

facebook-napped

When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.

You've been kidnapped by Facebook.

Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped

Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped

by sygirl5000 September 15, 2011