by r0ger25 August 20, 2007
by Nasty Bastige August 12, 2007
The ultimate Drunk Stage. Nevermind about operating heavy machinery, you'll have trouble figuring out doorknobs. The only benefit is that you don't have to worry about driving because you can't find your keys. The following things can happen while Tucker Max Drunk:
Black Out
Hook up with fat/ugly girls
Fail to hook up with hot girls because you pass out on them
Vomit uncontrollably
Make loud, boisterous, and thouroughly untruthful claims about your achievements
Commit yourself to large and utterly hopeless wagers that you have no way of covering
Start fights with small, defenseless people
Break Things
Become very angry with inanimate objects, and loudly curse them
Black Out
Hook up with fat/ugly girls
Fail to hook up with hot girls because you pass out on them
Vomit uncontrollably
Make loud, boisterous, and thouroughly untruthful claims about your achievements
Commit yourself to large and utterly hopeless wagers that you have no way of covering
Start fights with small, defenseless people
Break Things
Become very angry with inanimate objects, and loudly curse them
After finishing off the tucker max death mix i was definitely tucker max drunk
by somerandomdude April 01, 2006
So drunk that that one has snot hanging from the nasal cavity. Commonly, the drunk subject has no awareness of their mucus situation.
by nirva February 26, 2007
After Belleville ON, meaning to be intoxicated to the point one's shoes and body become separated; lose of all upper brain functions; drunkenness to the soul; drunkenness to the point of a sweating puke; drunkennessssssssssssss. Coined by Dirty D tha Deezer circa 1994.
by eerrrr June 12, 2011
by Jezuzs November 09, 2010
by ONEDRINKDRUNK July 05, 2016