cream just anywhere

the incapability, or capability of the male to 'cream' just about anywhere

some fellows can fuck broken glass, but i can't cream just anywhere

some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

pussy whip cream

Putting whip cream on a girls vagina is like rubbing a males dick with sugar

Jack: Man I love covering Tiffanys pussy with whip cream! Love that pussy whip cream!
Lilly: Oh yeah? Would you like it if I rubbed your dick with sugar?

by pussy licking aye December 1, 2015

Cream puff sunrise

When someone wakes you up in the morning by jizzing on on your face.

Guy 1: What's a Cream Puff Sunrise?

Guy 2: Idon't know, it just rolls off the tongue.

by penissliver February 1, 2014

Ice Cream Time

That special time of the day for, which is just for ice cream, but always seems to come at the most inappropriate times!

'Alex it's time for ice cream!'

'DAD GET OUT'

'ICE CREAM TIME!'

by Ian Watson August 23, 2011

BlackBerry cream pie

The act of banging a chick so hard that her pussy turns black and blue and then creaming inside thus resembling a BlackBerry cream pie

Dude I performed the BlackBerry cream pie on Jennifer after we both got drunk and she didn't walk right for a week

by The king Friday August 21, 2015

Ice Cream Sammich

or ICS - female private part, pussy

I got her so hot her ice cream sammich melted.

by Nikki April 5, 2005

Sour cream beaner

A sour cream beaner is a slang term for white mexicans. While ethnically hispanic, skin just happens to be light. May be mistaken for caucasian by people who cannot identify race. Usually are given away to be hispanic because of names that many identify with latinos, such as "Garcia', or "Lopez".

Person 1: Why are you dating a white girl?

Hispanic Guy: She's not a white girl, just a sour cream beaner.

by JustThatGuy June 4, 2009