kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?
by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019
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Rizz Cracker

A White Person with Rizz (and a play on Ritz Crackers)
I’m quite the Rizz Cracker at school.
by HAYDENCRAFT2008 February 02, 2024
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Rizz Cracker

“Damn that’s a Rizz cracker if I’ve ever seen one”
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cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.
"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."
by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014
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Rice Cracker

A person of Asian decent that detests other POCs, is right wing, and is subservient to white people. An Asian Uncle Tom.
The cultural revolution was a campaign led by the Chinese students to get rid of Rice Crackers and their elements in society.
by Sung-Hwa August 03, 2017
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rice cracker

A person of primarily asian and white descent, usually half and half.
"Is he Asian?"
"nah, he's a rice cracker"
by arathor1 February 27, 2025
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Rice Cracker

Rice Cracker: A half asian, half white person.
Violet: i wish there was a slur i could use to describe my sister.
The voices in Violet's head: Call her a rice cracker
Violet: Shut up
by gay midget the fourth March 30, 2023
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