milking the clam

Trying to get extra money or resources out of something that has no more to give; a waste of time and effort

Although he was broke, Bill's mate kept milking the clam be asking for money.

by FHPRGuy November 20, 2018

Clam-Bake

Performing oral sex on a woman while smoking a joint.

My favorite position lately has been the clam-bake.

by 12 inch cord February 4, 2021

Clam slam

When your slam your pussy lips onto an object

Tay’s gunna clam slam on these hoes!!

by Hotmessexpressmomma September 22, 2025

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

clams chowder

Multiple portions of clam chowder.

Johnny sat down with his clams chowder, and proceeded to inhale both of them in mere minutes.

by Wordsmith McD February 17, 2021

Meat clam

A very big floppy vagina

Man, your girlfriend has a meat clam!!

by Sascrotch69 April 5, 2019

Sherwood Clam

A rather hairy females vagina.

One that resembles Sherwood Forest where Robin Hood and his merry men use to hang out.

Mick ' Hey Dave, I heard Emma had a nice shaved pussy'?

Dave, ' Man, no way she has a sherwood clam''

by SimUK September 13, 2010