Temple Bum

When you play Temple Run on the toilet for too long your bum sticks to the seat.

Although I set a high score of 5 million I contracted a severe case of Temple Bum.

by Bumgazer May 22, 2012

Bum Nation

The act of relaxing in a very comfortable position, preferably with a beer and playing video games or watching TV. Smoking marijuana is an optional activity while engaged in "bum nation".

Grandpa was a master of bum nation; he'd skip class all day and be passed out by 9pm.

by Catheter Cathy November 12, 2011

Bum Beard

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.

I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

Peepee bum

A word some parents teach their kids to refer to male genitalia so that they don't go around using the real word

"Mommy, why do boys have peepee bums and girls don't?"

by SingleMomHelen April 10, 2023

Bum ass

A guy whos a fucking bum and nobody likes him. Typically bad at sports and sometimes unintelligent

Bum: Dude you suck at that

Everyone: Bro shut yo bum ass up

by #niggerfag January 13, 2023

Bum club

Bum club is a club consisting of 4 people, mostly males, who show their bums (or other parts) for fun. Meeting usually take place when members are alone at night.

Damn that was a mad bum club sesh yesterday

by Emo fornite goat November 18, 2021

crypto bum

A crypto bum is someone that does not buy any cryptocurrency but rather goes around social media sites (reddit, facebook, etc) looking for airdrops of cryptocurrencies to sell on the market to make ends meet.

Person A: Dude I just got $30 worth of shitcoin from a reddit post! I swapped it into an altcoin and sold it on an exchange, bring out the red panties tonight!

Person B: Stop being a crypto bum and get a real job.

by eternalriw November 19, 2021