grizzle-bums

A child that is unsettled, generally unhappy, hard to comfort, but not seriously ill or crying loudly

My little girl is sick so I will go home to provide fresh troops for the fight against grizzle-bums

by asdfTTDDD August 28, 2016

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Permit bum

Someone who can get their drivers permit but doesn't have it.

Person #1: Hey Joe get of your ass and get your permit you lazy piece of shit
Person #2: I haven't gotten to it.
Person #1: (Gasp in disbelief) Fuckin Permit bum

by truthteller312 January 27, 2020

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bum twinkie

When a woman lets a man cum in her ass. Like the meme about toaster strudel and twinkies where as a strudel he cums ON you and as a twinkie he cums in you, just in your ass.

My GF isnt on birth control so she's only a bum twinkie.

by Meowtyful June 13, 2020

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Bum snufler

The Art of Farting quietly and slowly

Guy 1: I was at a date and felt a fart coming

Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I became a Bum snufler

by bhjfvnkdmfcdnjckdmkvdnk September 15, 2016

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bum-fluffing

!) the art of tapping or stroking a man or womans bottom in a gentle maner

2) removal of fluff from a man/woman/animals bottom

1) last night i bum-fluffed my pet,it was disgusting but needed to be done!

2) my wife likes me bum-fluffing her,i sometimes like to catch her off guard by gently touching her bum when she least expects it

by doilookbothered July 23, 2009

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