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Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain
Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"
by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023
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slap slap slap beanis

Cha cha chicken clucking bitch who slapped off to her online crush, M1K33, then tried to buy love from him (200 bucks) and he dumped her.
Slap slap slap beanis is desperate for love online.
by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023
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On the beans

Thats what they all say till they on the beans
by Benji fladski October 2, 2023
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pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.
Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.
by QuacksO November 7, 2023
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Spilled the beans

Spilled the beans means when you tell something you're not supposed to.
He spilled the beans on why the famous artifact went missing.
by polikujm December 25, 2023
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Bryce N’ Beans

A cool indie-soft rock band from Tampa, Florida. They’re underrated but super good. Insanely attractive musicians with great music. Elijah on keys and harmonies, Gavin on bass, Justin on sax, Will on drums, and Max with guitar and lead vocals. Bryce is just the manager.
Stephanie: “OMG IS THAT BRYCE N’ BEANS?”
Rachel: “oh yeah they chill or whateva
by Alana Warbang November 21, 2023
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Bush’s Baked Beans

When you fart and it rolls up slowly between your pussy lips and pops on the tip of your clit.
Tiffany let out a Bush’s Baked Beans, while watching an episode of Cops.
by Stellar Catalyst December 8, 2023
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