Moon child

moon child is a phrase you would call someone has super curly hair and is super obtuse and obese

"wow, hes such a moon child!"

by TheMagniClan May 17, 2022

Honorary Middle Child

This would be an oldest sibling, who was ignored like a typical middle sibling but probably due to their parents splitting and having children with their new partners

"What's their problem?"
"They're upset because they're being ignored like a middle sibling."
"Oh they must be an honorary middle child."

by atinygoodsir October 5, 2020

bar-child

A child at a bar due to others idiotic tendencies

Mom: you spent hafe your life at this bar
Me : ya im a bar-child

by Cottonclouds March 11, 2023

High Child

Mars / @Human_3562

She is a high child.

by Gogurte_Empire May 29, 2024

twit-child

Justin Bieber.

Why are you a twit-child?

by ThisisforyouFei June 6, 2010

cherub child

Cherub child is a Scorpio

“Cherub child is a cherub child”

by Cherubchildslong January 15, 2021

Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022