Can I PLEASE get a waffle

A VERY iconic vine and it's lit

Can I PLEASE get a waffle!?!? Can I PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE get a waffle!!!!!!!!!

by hannahisthebest04 June 26, 2018

Cock Rocking Twat Waffle

A very unclean female that likes sucking dick so much because her twat looks like a retard smashed it in with a sledge hammer ............ruint vage

when she took her pants her twat looked so nasty he screamed O NO you cock rocking twat waffle thats discusting

by dick i have a big September 7, 2010

All over it like a donkey on a waffle

To be completely on top of something, much as a donkey, when standing over a waffle, covers it entirely.

"Oh, that website you wanted me to finish? I'm all over it, like a donkey on a waffle."

by Jason Kafalas April 5, 2005

Waffle House or GTFO

1. When you are at a friend's house and need to be quiet or go somewhere, you say this.
2. When you are bored as hell and someone suggests a stupid place to go.

1)
Person: HAI GUYS! LISTEN TO THIS BRITISH SONG!
Friend: Waffle House or GTFO

2)
Person: Dude, I'm so bored, let's go blow wrestle a bear at night
Friend: Waffle House of GTFO

by John Foxwhitener October 6, 2008

Blue waffle space dock fondue.

When a group of people get together and pick the girl with a blue waffle and have her stand on her head and give a man a soft laxative. The man then shits in the womans blue waffle and all the men take turns dunking their dicks into the womans blue waffle then all the woman lick and suck the shit off the mens penis's.

Dude I went to a party last night and this girl had a blue waffle so Eric said we should have "Blue waffle space dock fondue."

by jhosen March 13, 2010

Waffle Ice Cream Sandwhich Kaboom

When A young girl is pancaked in between two middle aged men. Taking it in the ass and mouth at the same time. Often ends with Yelling and sperm. Try it.

Man, I cant believe that Nicole Was part of the Waffle Ice Cream Sandwhich Kaboom with mr.D and mr.T!

by MissWaffleIceCreamSandwhich June 8, 2011

roffle my eggo waffle

rub my dick *eggo bradn :)*

roffle my eggo waffle, biotch

by AlakazaM October 7, 2004