An extremely annoying ass person who has a small head, constantly disrupts the peace of life and thinks they are a part of the group but really is not liked by anyone.
Shit!!!!! the turtle is in the lounge so we have to sneak by so they don't know were going out tonight.
by nip/tuck May 16, 2007
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These guys are NOT ninja!
They are samurai!!!
Watch the tv show and read the comics. They may not wear armour, they may know acrobatics, but they are NOT ninja!
Ninja wear all black, and they wear pants, and they actually use the shadows for cover regardless of the time of day instead of hiding underground during the day.
Yes, I know that the name "Teenage Mutant Samurai Turtles" doesn't sound NEARLY as cool as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but I don't care.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not ninja. They are samurai.
They are samurai!!!
Watch the tv show and read the comics. They may not wear armour, they may know acrobatics, but they are NOT ninja!
Ninja wear all black, and they wear pants, and they actually use the shadows for cover regardless of the time of day instead of hiding underground during the day.
Yes, I know that the name "Teenage Mutant Samurai Turtles" doesn't sound NEARLY as cool as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but I don't care.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not ninja. They are samurai.
by Psydon July 13, 2005
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Get the turtle mug.1. a phrase accompanied with a hand motion (one hand is placed on top if another palms down and thumbs out) to illustrate an awkward moment
2. turtles having sex
2. turtles having sex
I was sitting in my room talking to Mike one night and I look over to find that my baby turtles are having sex. AWKWARD TURTLE!!
by Kelly Mariee August 19, 2008
Get the awkward turtle mug.The inverted crawl of the male genitalia much like when a Turtle hides his head in his shell. This happens when you spot a woman that once was hot enough that you would have had sexual relations. Now she is such a fright with an additional 40lbs and an extra set of breasts on her back. Just the thought of her makes your penis crawl back into your groin.
Oh my God did you see her? She is such a mess, Just thinking about her gives me TurtleDick. What Happened to her?
by Father Murphy January 14, 2008
Get the TurtleDick mug.Slang used in Hawai'i regarding time.
1:turtles (1:30)
2:turtles (2:30)
3:turtles (3:30)
etc.
You can also just use the short term and say "turts"
*only to replace thirty*
1:turtles (1:30)
2:turtles (2:30)
3:turtles (3:30)
etc.
You can also just use the short term and say "turts"
*only to replace thirty*
by Dennis&G of Ewa Beach November 14, 2009
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