Fire Hazard

A woman who says no to anal sex. So-called because when the back door is closed, a building has only one entrance.

Jay: Weren't you dating Jen?
Yeah, it turns out she's a fire hazard. She jus wouldn't let me hit the booty hole.

by alfalfa31 January 4, 2017

fire vein

When your fucking and bust a vein in your dick

I ended up in the ER after I fire veined with my side bitch.

by Niggercock42069 November 23, 2018

fire drill

A method for getting no-longer-wanted company up off your couch and out the door.

“Come on, Bottom, fire drill!”
“Wait, I’m not done telling you about the cool dream I had during my nap.”
“The house is on fire, Bottom! Go, go, go!”

by Bottom Ford, Esq March 21, 2014

Monday fires

the small, bothersome problems that occur in the workplace on a Monday morning (usually between 8 a.m. and 10 a.m.), primarily because things weren't accomplished on the previous Friday

The fax machine failed over the weekend and no one ran the weekly report on Friday, so Sally spent all morning putting out little Monday fires.

by Sexy Simian December 1, 2010

Ring of Fire

When your hunglo as a circle of blood around it after you get done fucking!

DBJ had a ring of fire after he got done fucking Dabney!

by one eye monster April 30, 2009

Silent Fire

When you need to pee but you see something so arousing that you get hard and forget about using the toilet before beating your meat. The sensation you get during post nut clarity ends up being unbelievably painful, as if a fire was dwelling in your penis. It takes a long time to disappear and only gets worse depending what you pleasured yourself to.

Josh: " Dude, last night I had to pee so hard, but I saw a hot lewd of Astolfo and totally forgot he's a dude and that i had to pee. I tryed falling asleep with a silent fire in my pants and strong depression."
Jerry: "Wtf? I just asked for a little money."

by WarriorJames99 May 12, 2020

rim fire

A rim job involving hot sauce.

Trish gives the best rim fires in Shutesbury. I asked her what she puts on her tongue but she says it is a family recipe.

by Son of Gene Staley August 27, 2013