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Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea 

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
"Why does Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea. exists?"
"It is such a wonderful perspective indeed, Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea."
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The Young Veins 

A "band" formed in 2009 by former Panic! at the Disco members Ryan Ross and Jon Walker. It's pretty much a freaking tribute band for the Beatles. Seriously, these guys are not just inspired by the Beatles like they claim, but are in reality actually attempting to BE them. All of their songs sound like they could be Beatle B-sides. Their music videos all give off a very 60s vibe. Their music video for "Change" is more of just a rip-off of the classic black and white, suit Beatles performances. This is overall a pitiful band that will surely be forgotten quickly while P!ATD keeps on rocking.
This band "The Young Veins" sounds like a shitty attempt to copy the Beatles. Ryan and Jon should have never left Panic! at the Disco.
The Young Veins by bananacat123 April 12, 2011
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the angry viking 

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the angry viking by Sean Cheddar February 2, 2007

The Young Veins 

A big steaming pile of fail.
Compiled of Ryan Ross and Jon Walker, who are former members of Panic! at the Disco. PATD is an amazingly popular, catchy, lovely, all around great guys named Brendon Urie and Spencer Smith. And Ross and Walker left them for a 'musical excursion' which they entitled The Young Veins.
But who cares, THE YOUNG VEINS SUCK! WOO HOO! :)
Thank god their not in Panic! anymore so that Brendon and Spencer actually have a say in things and we get to hear their wonderful music.
jane: did you listen to the young veins first single "change"?
lola: yeah! it sucked! brencer forever!
jane: I KNOW, RIGHT? panic! is way better off without them.

when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl 

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)
I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.

The Cracked Voice 

The term given to the writing style of any loosely-cobbled and poorly-researched list article that has been run through an algorithm of bland jokes to ensure that it hits the maximum number of search keywords to attract the lowest common denominator and thereby raise immense advertising revenue for very little effort.
That comedian was terrible. Someone should tell him to quit talking in the Cracked Voice. Only twelve-year-olds think that's funny.
The Cracked Voice by twenty-seven December 18, 2010

The Corona Virus 

The Only virus that was Made In China
It's not going to spread to the USA because we are UNITED
Jake: Ur moms pussy smells like fish
Jason: Ur mom has the Corona Virus
Jake: -dies-
The Corona Virus by RubsRubaRubber2 February 12, 2020