free thinker

Generally, an elitist misanthrope who is infatuated with his pretense of learning.

Jane: I am a free thinker!
John: You get what you pay for.

by Robert O'Brien June 17, 2006

thank you

ending to a smart ass comment

And you can kiss my ass, thank you.

by Angeleka September 18, 2003

thanksgiving

The last Thursday in November, when white Americans celebrate the beginning of the rape and genocide of Native Americans by stuffing their fat belly's, as if they've ever needed a reason to eat.

I can't wait till tomorrow's Thanksgiving dinner. I am going to eat so much, I will be shitting turkey and cranberry sauce for a week. And I'll say a prayer for all those Indians who died in the name of our greed and gluttony.

by rufus70 November 24, 2011

Thanksgiving Syndrome

The unfortunate result that occurs after incest, sexual harassment, or intimate relationships are ended between closely-related family members, destroying all holiday spirit, hence the name Thanksgiving Syndrome, because of the dread of seeing that special someone at the dinner table again for the holidays, which would inevitably relive the once pleasureable or even forced orgasms that secretly occurred with that someone.

John: Why does your sister look so depressed when tomorrow is Christmas?
Mark: She has the Thanksgiving Syndrome.
John: The what?
Mark: Our cousin fucking raped her last month, and the unconvicted son of a bitch is going to be at our Christmas dinner tomorrow.

by Kevin Lao March 14, 2006

wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am

Having sex then breaking off contact with the person.

Dave: Hey dude guess who just got lucky last night!
Greg: Sweet. What's her name?
Dave: Anna, she's hot as fuck!
Greg: Have you called her yet?
Dave: I never got her number...
Greg: Sounds like a case of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am.
Dave: Shit.

by Joshua666 August 11, 2013

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is a holiday that is celebrated in the United States. It is a feast day, where people characteristically eat the Turkey a bird which gives it the nickname "Turkey day".
Like many holidays in America it has been secularized. The typical portrait of the holiday is the typical American family stuffing themselvs at the table while watching Football(American Football) and the Rose Parade(A parade held in Pasadena California before the aforementioned football game).
The holiday can be controversial, many people say that this holiday celebrates the massacre of the Indigenous people of the United States that is not true. The holiday commemorates the Pilgrims, religious exiles from Europe, giving thanks to for their survival of the harsh climate of the American continent.

We give thanksgiving to god today for our survival.

Oh boy! its thanksgiving now we can all stuff ourselves.

by robotcity May 10, 2006

Thinking Party

A type of party in which many people come together and basically...think. It was created in 2007 during a TOK (Theory of Knowledge) Class, by Brad and Yogesh, when there was a misunderstanding of lip reading, which actually was supposed to say "Thinking Putty."

Hey dude, lets hold a huge THINKING PARTY, it will be sooo fun just thinking!!!!!!!

by Yogesh September 16, 2007