Can't Teach Feel

This term can't be defined. It's on and if you know, then you know basis.

"Wow the Pi Kap's really want to collab on the Marg Party" - Girl 1

"Yeah, we aren't gonna collab with them on that one" - Girl 2

"They really think they are all that" - Girl 1

"Can't teach feel, our parties get rolled theirs don't" - Girl 2

by Mawnster November 18, 2022

French Immersion Teachers

Annoying devils that don't hesitate to give you detention even if you speak the tiniest bit of English, they don't even allow you to speak any other language. Won't even let you explain in English if you're about to die.

Student: "Speaks English"
Teacher: That's detention for you right there!
Another Student: "Speaks Korean"
Teacher: "That's also detention even though I don't know what you're saying!

Typical French Immersion Teachers. Do not recommend this program, it makes you suffer and feel like you're in hell.

by JustARandomPersonThatIsBored November 26, 2022

National Ignoring Teachers Day

January 30th is the day where you ignore your teachers!

Why weren’t you listening to Mr. Daniels?

It’s ‘National Ignoring Teachers Day’.

Ohh!

by fetusbabyeatpie January 29, 2023

That Vegan Teacher

An old lady who follows Veganism and will commit homocide to anyone who is not vegan.
If you are not vegan, you have three seconds to fly to mars or else you are dead

Oh no, it’s That Vegan Teacher! Everybody run for your lives!

by Just_a_Guy624 April 26, 2023

Hot For Teacher

(Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
Fuck man!)
Oh yeah, t-t-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see? Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell but I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school
I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Ow! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher
(Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back!
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man
Whoa)
I heard about your lessons but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn, how can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?
I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Whoa! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad

I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher, woh
(Oh man, I think the clock is slow
What are you doin' this weekend?
I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed)
Ooh, yeah
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
Whoa
Oh! Yes I'm hot
Oh my God!
Whoo!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

iced piano teachers

When you go to the online piano office hours and morning balsers appear eating iced starburst with evenings

Gang have u been. to any iced piano teachers? type shit

by funnypiano July 15, 2024

im gonna tell the teacher

you are definitely screwed when your classmate tells this

boy1:im gonna tell the teacher
boy2:nooooooooooooooo pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i i will give allmy robux
boy1:ok fine

by math kid July 19, 2024