fuck tard

A real dumb ass that does retarded shit.
Why did you buy a pet rock, you fuck tard!?!
by dynes May 4, 2016
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Urba-tard

An Urba-tard is a person who is not smart enough to figure out that the purpose of Urban Dictionary is to post various kinds of URBAN SLANG, and other words used by different groups of people, which are NOT found in regular dictionaries.

To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary is NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.
Brad: hey, I'm gonna make up an insult in Urban Dictionary and name my ex wife in the example!

True friend: instead of being an Urba-tard, maybe you should take responsibility for the fact that you don't know how to sexually please a woman, then try to improve yourself as a man, so I don't have to bang your next wife, too.
by RudyPseudo III August 22, 2025
mugGet the Urba-tardmug.

fuck tard

All you fuck tards looking up the word fuck tard
Your a fuck tard!
by Modern provider May 30, 2014
mugGet the fuck tardmug.

sus-tard

Someone who does both sus and retarded things at the same time.
Guy 1: *moans audibly for no reason*
Guy 2: Yo can you stop acting like a sus-tard?
by deathly5682 October 30, 2020
mugGet the sus-tardmug.

Coochie-tard

When you're having sexual intercourse with a woman who has down syndrome.
I pulled a coochie-tard yesterday.
by Twan86 November 7, 2021
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Mega-Tard

A guy named Aidan with mega-tism
Man Aidan is a Mega-Tard”
by Madsspam22 July 28, 2023
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Nero..tard

Nero..tard is a literal god
by quanferv December 22, 2021
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