Donald Trump

America's worst president. Ever.

"Donald Trump is a dangerous idiot, supported by fools, who only ever looked out for himself."

by MAGA-ret November 10, 2016

Pulled a Trump

When you tell a lie with a straight face knowing full well what you just said isn't true. Basically you're full of shit and just pulled what you just said out of your ass. When even your lies have lies.

Girlfriend: "I'm always ready on time!"
You: you know you just "pulled a trump"

by EL Barbaro Lives July 17, 2017

TRUMP TAN

when you put on to much spray tan than you turn orange

dude she used to much fake tan man she has got a trump tan

by BILLYBOOB69 January 20, 2017

Trump

A walking, talking version of the Annoying Orange

Dude, Mike is so annoying, he's practically a Trump

by NOMRAHofficial November 02, 2016

Trump Supporter

Another term for idiot

Use your calculated IQ to find your intelligence ranking

150+: Fucking nerd
130-150: The comic-con convention is to your left.
110-130: Don't even bother trying to get that promotion.
90-110: Fuck school, get money, amirite?
70-90: WHAS DAT YOU WANNA LOLLIPOP OH YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50-70: UIOGNREIUNRUIVRNUOAVNERUOIANVOAERUNBUERNGAEIUNGRNOGORUNOUESNGRUEO!!!!!!!!!
50-: Congratulations! You just won a $5000 scholarship to Trump University! There you will learn all kinds of useless shit like all the rest of you Trump supporters!

by Father Abraham II May 22, 2017

Trump’s R₀

Read as “Trump’s R naught or reproduction rate.” The average number of people superspreader Donald J. Trump would have infected due to his selfish, callous, and vainglorious attitude vis-à-vis the coronavirus, which could number in the dozens, as most of them had paid lip service to mask-wearing and social distancing when they were with him.

Guesstimate Trump’s R₀ and the R₀ of all those he infected. Could the total figure be in the hundreds thanks to a fake leader’s inept handling of the Covid-19 pandemic?

by MathPlus October 04, 2020

Trump Phone

A text message from the federal government notifying you that your Obama phone will be disconnected.

OG: Why didn't you call me yesterday?
G: I just got a Trump Phone

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017