goalie self goal

The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.

Dude, he just did the goalie self goal!

by Sir Alex the 3rd February 22, 2023

Self defensed

Verb. The action of a white man killing a minority with no repercussions by claiming self defense. (Kyle Rittenhouse)

Person 1: I’m going to the BLM protest later today.
Person 2: I hope you don’t get self defensed.

by nefariousone November 23, 2021

self-humilitive

To put themselves down/to make fun of their self.

Dave is always self-humilitive, always making fun of himself and trying to make others laugh at him.

by Fixer-JR May 28, 2023

self-deficating humor

When you laugh so hard you shit yourself.

John's self-deficating humor was so potent he cleared the room.

by Skidmarkers March 30, 2016

Self-downer

A person who doesn’t care about themselves, but cares about other people

Boy 1: Woah did you see someone tripped Susie and all she did was ask if the boy was okay

Boy 2: Yeah what a self-downer

by Amual January 24, 2018

Off’s self

An easy way to express a suicided in a script.

Jeff: you’re ugly
Dave: off’s self

by Avidsquirrel359 December 20, 2020

Self Defense

most people is to protect yourself but some is to do it with someone at karate

“he strangled me so i laughed uwu” that is self defense right there

by defnotsomeonewhoknowslayla August 9, 2022