stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock

I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock

by A real dads dad March 4, 2016

rick rocked

The opposite of rick rolled. Commonly associated with Rick Astley rock hit ‘Somebody Loves Me.’ This is in no way a trick and is the highest form of flattery know to man.

Steven sent an email the other day and I totally thought I was going to to get Rick rolled, but I totally got Rick Rocked. I never knew Steven cared for me so much.

by Toilet Pizza May 6, 2018

Cuck Rock

A sub-genre of rock in which the and music lyrics are about sleeping with another man’s girl while he is none the wiser.

Notable mentions include songs like Jessie’s Girl and Scotty Doesn’t Know.

Scotty had no idea he’s dancing to cuck rock and was even singing along to the lyrics:

Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him she’s in church but she doesn’t go.

Still, she’s on her knees and Scotty doesn’t know.

by Napoledan March 17, 2020

River Rock

Illegal Mexican immigrants that drown trying to cross the Rio Grande river into the US

Cletus: I'm sick of those fucking river rocks coming and taking our jobs
Clint: Damn straight. Now pass me the chewing tobacco

by My_Real_Name_420 July 14, 2017

pie as a rock

to be so fried that you cannot move. variations on rock can and may include stick, doornail, stump, rat and many others

dude.. im pie as a rock right now

by #@@@@@@ March 27, 2020

Rock the Casbah

Now the king told the boogie men
"You have to let that raga drop"
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The Sheik he drove his Cadillac
He went a-cruisin' down the ville
The Muezzin was a-standin'
On the radiator grille

The Shareef don't like it
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah
The Shareef don't like it
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah

By order of the prophet
We ban that boogie sound
Degenerate the faithful
With that crazy Casbah sound
But the Bedouin they brought out the electric camel drum
The local guitar picker got his guitar-pickin' thumb
As soon as the Shareef had cleared the square
They began to wail

The Shareef don't like it
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah
The Shareef don't like it
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah

Now, over at the temple
Oh, they really pack 'em in
The in-crowd say it's cool
To dig this chanting thing
But as the wind changed direction
And the temple band took five
The crowd caught a whiff
Of that crazy Casbah jive

The Shareef don't like it
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah
The Shareef don't like it
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah

The king called up his jet fighters
"He said you better earn your pay
Drop your bombs between the minarets
Down the Casbah way"
As soon as the Shareef was chauffeured outta there
The jet pilots tuned to the cockpit radio blare
As soon as the Shareef was outta their hair
The jet pilots wailed

The Shareef don't like it
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah
The Shareef don't like it
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah

The Shareef don't like it, he thinks it's not kosher
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah
The Shareef don't like it, fundamentally can't take it
Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah

The Shareef don't like it, you know he really hates it
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah
The Shareef don't like it, really, really hates it

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 9, 2020

bleach on the rock

An alcoholic drinks made with rumchata, milk, and two ice cubes

I wanna try something new bartender, "how about some bleach on the rocks" ,

by Jokinaround December 20, 2018