Post fight clarity

When you get in a fight but later regret or cringed at what you did.

"Damn, I can't believe I did that. I knew I was in the moment, but damn, that was cringey."
"That's post fight clarity for ya."

by Surgelumix October 14, 2021

Post pandemic reality

Hopefully in the post pandemic reality, people remember what they forgot during the pandemic, that they never needed normalcy or hope. The dysfunctional lives most of us led before somebody tried to pause them and make them normal will return, and because most people don't think the sky is going to fall because they see a condo building collapse on the news, they won't need a celebration of hope, or a daily dose of hope to be happy. They will be happy without it, knowing they never needed it, since hope and positive/boundlessly optimistic thoughts are for weak people and cynics.

The post pandemic reality won't be a new normal, it will be the same old dysfunctional world some people have forgotten they missed. Nobody will miss what they are told the new normal is, nobody will miss the wildfire spreading, or what they are told the new world order is. The old stuff is still around.

by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021

Yogurt post timeskip

Yogurt but not racist. Still from a third world country called Bulgaria and doesn't know English. Asks who candice is every two minutes.

K1: I like Yogurt post timeskip!
yogurt: Hey guys! Do you know who candice is!
Srakroin: Not again!
top hat dude#: Who is candice?

by Yogurt2237 July 3, 2021

Plan When To Post

Timing/postponing an udate on a social network in such a way that one will maximize exposure to it, and as such maximize responses to it. In other words, when one gets an idea for a funny/interesting/deep facebook status one must make sure that one posts it at a time when most people are bored at home and likely to see it and comment on or like it. It is also important to be sure that this update does not coincide with another significant event (major sporting/political/popular culture events) because then one's post will be lost in the multidude of mundane and banal posts reporting the outcome of the significant event.

1.
Guy: "Dude, I just got the funniest idea ever! I'm tweeting it right now!"

Dude: "No Guy, it's Saturday night. Everyone's gonna be out partying and getting wasted, so noone will see your tweet. You've gotta plan when to post. Tomorrow morning at 10 will be a good time, when everyone's in bed, hungover, and online because they don't wanna get up."

Guy: "Woah, you speak true, dude."

2.
Guy: "Ohmigawd! I just realised the meaning of life! Updating Facebook status right now!!"

Dude: "No no no! Plan when to post! The final match of the soccer world cup is starting in 10 minutes. Noone's gonna give a shit about Facebook right now, and after the match everyone's gonna be making statuses gloating about how their team won, or complaining if theirs lost. You'll have to give it a day if you want humanity to benefit from your wisdom."

Guy: "Dude, you're so wise!"

by Giant Ginger Medicine Man June 26, 2012

post videogame amnesia

Having been told something while playing videogames then forgetting what it was when you are done.

Mom:"Did you put the clean clothes in the dryer like I asked?"
Son:"Sorry Mom, I had post videogame amnesia and I forgot"

by Warrior Will July 22, 2012

Post Underwear Itchies

The uncontrollable itch experienced immediately after removing one's underwear prior to a shower or bath.

I was about to hop in the tub when i suddenly got hit with a major case of the post underwear itchies.

by DenimDog March 5, 2012

post sandwich depression

the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special

guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.

by dumbledarren March 9, 2011