Post Lunch Depression

Where you are sad you ate what you did for lunch and know you will pay for it in the bathroom later.

Jeremy - "What's wrong Alan?"
Alan - "I'm dealing with Post Lunch Depression after the fried chicken I ate."

by I-HATE-MINE December 9, 2013

Post/Thread N00B

When someone lacks the kinda intelligence needed to add a clever or relevant comment to a thread or post and decides to post what number they are on the thread/post. Therefore angering the others that post which starts a highly irrelevant argument or arguments on said post/thread.

POST/THREAD: Today Jesus came back and his welcome home party went a little overboard. Due to the entire world having a slight...okay a MAJOR hangover from all the oceans being turned to wine. All international developments and what-not have been postponed...excluding the following manufacturing companies: Tylenol, Advil, Bayer...etc.

Posted 3 minutes ago:

Jack_Johnson (Post/Thread N00B): 1ST!!!!!!!

John_Jackson (Post/Thread N00b #2): 2nd!!!!

Snake_Plissken (cool guy): You guys are such thread n00bz.

George_Bush (former president): I hafta agree with Snake.

Jack_O'Neill (even cooler guy): George, you're just as much as a n00b...nuff said

by ENZL3Y November 10, 2009

post-O smile

a broad and blissful smile after one tremendous or multiple orgasms smile

wherever I go I see your post-O smile....

by Theoxxx July 16, 2020

Post-Orgasmic Rage

Contrary to Post-nut clarity, Post-Orgasmic rage sends the victim into a state of pure unbridled violence and rage, one which usually ends up with someone having their head slammed through a wall.

Person 1: Hey did you have Post-Orgasmic rage last night?

Person 2: Hell yah! I totally took a bat and whacked that chick in the head!

by NotSusanHeffley September 20, 2020

Post Mate’l Depression

The next day after a massive night with the lads

Fuck off! I’ve got a bad case of Post Mate’l Depression.

by Hooksy Bass July 10, 2023

post gut clarity

The shame you feel after eating something you shouldn’t have.

I ate that garlic butter bacon burger. What have I done? I’m having some real post gut clarity.

by obfuscatedinfo October 31, 2023

Post Rage Clarity

Experiencing a surge of reality entering your system upon smashing or breaking something in a fit of video game related rage. Usually turns into despair depending on the value of the destroyed item.

Gavin: "FUCK!!" *BANG! CRSHMPH....*
Ethan: "Dude are you good?"
John: "Nah, that sounded like his keyboard. He spent like 200 bucks on that thing."
Ethan: "Damn, post rage clarity is gonna hit him like a bitch."
...
Gavin: "I'm fucking retarded bro"

by bernardo_shrinks May 13, 2022