Patrick Swayze's Ghost

Zeus's secret side dude
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus

When Zeus kidnapped Patrick Swayze's ghost from the Underworld, Hades wasn't happy because Zeus stole him for personal reasons. Zeus changed form just to be in Dirty Dancing. This is also why Jennifer Grey had no acting roles after.

by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018

patrikas

a white garbage malr human, most of the tume Lithuanian.

symptoms:
5-7cm penis
no higher than 170cm
is fat like a motherfucking alien spaceship
usually calls himself a girl
says that theres more than 2 genders
is socially awkward
inventor of the "i love you in dinosaur" meme

- Hey look, thats Patrikas!
- Nope, its just an another lesbian white boy.

- I bet Patrikas will suck a dick one day, then say "No homo"
- True.

by iwanttokms May 17, 2018

patrick parrish

Well Patrick Parrish is all around sexy guy that every likes in there own ways... He is very hard working and loves woman... He also has a YouTube channel named outdoor vlogs but now is Patrick Parrish... Patrick is he best guy to date because he trustworthy and caring. If u date a Patrick Parrish don’t let him go because he’s special. He will always make you smile and have a good time. He’s great at kissing and other things like that 😉.

Wow Patrick Parrish is so funny and sexy

by Oh-honey-u-ain’t-hit May 27, 2018

patrick

a person who is in fact, not a crusty crab

anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*

another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*

a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*

patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"

by not a crusty crab April 18, 2018

Patrick's Kai'Sa

Slang for losing an easy game

Me; Dude I'm so fed, we better not pull a Patrick's Kai'Sa on this game

Me; How the fuck did we lose? You all pulled a fucking Patricks's Kai'Sa didn't you?

by DeclaringPond May 28, 2018

patrick tsang

An epic leader of sorts. Capable of great change even writing hard headed people. An empowering individual who pushes everyone around him to achieve the highest level of excellence!

In short, a good man and a fine gentleman of excellent quality.

Also the best person to recommend a restaurant.

Damn... That guy is a Patrick Tsang

Damn... I wish i could Patrick Tsang things up at work

by Basboosa the Great June 8, 2018

Patriggy

Patriggy is the combination of the names 'Patrick' and 'Peggy', specifically used for shipping the said two people. The word is used loosely to attract the attention of both persons or to annoy one or both of the people involved.

Henry: You can't have a Patrick without a Peggy, together they can do great things.

Ronald: You're just jealous of Patriggy!

by rosedogthicc June 11, 2018