by the moon and the stars in the sky

When you make a promise that you can NEVER break

Man 1: hey bro can I tell you something?
Man 2: sure!
Man 1: ok but don’t tell anyone.
Man 2: I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky I will tell not a soul

by Ballstickler October 7, 2023

moon ring

Someone's butthole with a sweaty ring of poo residue around it.

She loves it when I rub her moon ring from behind.

by WillDiggity November 30, 2016

Desmond the moon bear

The best character in the asdf movie

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear

by anonymous March 9, 2023

Moon Gooning

The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual

Honey me and the boys are gonna take this native to the moon gooning tonight and kill pelicans

by Goonieloony November 13, 2023

moon

A complete idiot who messes up all the time, someone who has lack of common sense and are oblivious to the world around them. A moon is a complete fuck up.

"I met that kid once, biggest moon ever" "Oh come on you fucking moon, you fucked over the fax machine, you mooned it big time man" "I've never met a man that mooned as hard as him, he was a huge fuckin luna"

by Una Luna November 19, 2014

Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual

Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?

Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"

by anonymous November 12, 2023

Moon Gooning

So you go to a native field and blow the head off a buffalo with joe rogan and goon in in

Yeah i went Moon Gooning yesterday

by El Nk255 December 6, 2023