Kirkl Jerk

A specific type of circle jerk, in which the group expresses a mutual love and obsession for Costco/Kirkland Signature brand

I hate to derail this Kirkl Jerk, but I think Sam's Club's prices are better.

by BigFactsMabel October 18, 2021

Air jerking

Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move

I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos

by Sister Wives April 6, 2021

Work Jerk

The act of masturbation at work.

Being unable to do so at home, Bob did a work jerk.

by Mike McCafferty May 18, 2022

jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.

Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.

by plappypie November 8, 2025

Dry Jerking

When a girl wants to act like she's down, but hasn't decided she's going to "give it up", she will dry jerk (fondle a man's dick, balls, or asshole) to prolong the decision of intercourse.

She was dry jerking me with her shoes still on so she could decide to run out the door.

by Lordofthefrat August 9, 2016

LTM Jerk

Like you are about to leave and you need to jerk so it’s a ltm jerk like a special event for limited time.

Fuck I’m bouta leave the house I should hit an LTM jerk bouta be a long dog

by poohjad February 22, 2025

Cleveland jerk

The act of using your foreskin as a flesh-light.

Lord i love Cleveland jerking.

by anonymous May 10, 2025