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Tier one simp

A tier one simp is a person who usually falls in love easily. They post stupid things that normally annoy people like “he’s so cute”, or “ h love him so I can’t wit till we get married” a tier one simp usually says this while in the talking stage which leads to heart break if they never date there wanna be partner
Person: “ my crush is so fine and cute I love falling asleep otp with them I love them”.

Another person: “ ugh ur such a tier one simp u can’t love someone ur talking to
by Penut❤️ October 22, 2020
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ChimpZee Simp God

ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him
Bob backlund : where the fuck is my wife at?
Son rodger : she ditch you for ChimpZee Simp God
by Ricky the abortion doctor January 15, 2021
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Maximum Anti-Simp

A Deep Magic forged within the darkest pages of the Enchantment Table. They very essence of power among Memers. Some call it Vibe. Once you achieve no interests or show no special attention to any creature of the Planet Earth, you will be let go of your Earthly tether and become one with the heavens.
Do not site the Deeo Magic of Maximum Anti-Simpery! I was there when it was written.
by Worrab The Vibelord September 16, 2021
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John Kimberlin (simp)

A boy with a small penis, very skinny but with an extremely large nose. He wears blush and eyeliner as well as wearing a hat inside. He is still in kids sized clothes and doesn’t know the name of the jersey he is wearing. He loves blocking his friends on Snapchat! Also, he a simp
by Shhdhs February 5, 2020
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Owen the King of Simps

an Owen who crowns himself as being predominantly more important than all other simps and recommend all persons of the opposite sex to pleasure him
by Timberland Boot February 9, 2020
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Disgusting ass simp

A disgusting ass simp is someone who literally won't stop talking about the person they're in love with and find every single thing they do adorable
"Oliver is such a disgusting ass simp he won't stop talking about Jordan"
by swooshhhh September 2, 2021
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Your..Local..Simp

someone who is local and is a simp

they are also gay
"aw mate look theres the local simp"
"aw yeah their definitely a Your..Local..Simp"
by rawruwuowo September 17, 2021
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