vagina ninja

Some one he sneaks in and sneaks out with out you even noticing.

"He was a vagina ninja...I wasnt really sure if he was in or out".

by Scrayon May 26, 2014

Ninja Licker

-A person who is disliked in many ways.

"Your a 'ninja licker'" said to the store owner. "I want my refund."

by Nate E116 May 22, 2009

Ninja diffuse

When an underage girl has an abortion without the knowledge of her parents

I got jenna pregnant, but she ninja diffused the kid so her parents dont know what happened.

by Urban Duude March 14, 2021

mr ninja

A very cool dad who plays nhl with his ungrateful rude daughters awesome friends he loves them more then his daughter who only lets them play once in a while he is a great guy with a big slong

Freind 1 can I play with mr ninja
Ava no no he is not allowed lights too bright anima no mr

by The one of the ninja December 5, 2020

Ninja Itch

An itch that you can not find.

For example, Your arm feels itchy but when you scratch it you realise your arm isn't itchy - it feels it - and the itch is realy on some other part of the body. And we all know how stealthy ninjas are, so this is realy a "Ninja Itch".

by Karimuru March 28, 2010

Ninja poo

Noun 1. When any person calls another for the purpose of taking a shit on the phone without them knowing.

Noun 2. Taking a shit on the phone without their knowledge by masking unpleasant sounds with casual conversation.

1. Chris calls John on the phone, they share casual conversation. Chris needs to take a shit but does not want to pause the conversation. Chris covers loud grunting sounds as they chat committing a "ninja poo".

2. Chris and Shelly chat on the phone when the urge to shit comes upon Chris. Shelly does not give the opportunity for a break rather than shit his pants Chris masks his sounds with a strategically placed loud "I AGREE or YES PERFECT" thus committing a ninja poo.

3. A ninja poo begins with the pants doping as the cheeks touch the seat and ends when the shit covered toilet paper hits the water or when the toilet flushes if there is no paper. All actions must be preformed on the phone.

by Chris and John (Toronto) February 13, 2010

ninja cock

A giant cock that hits a bitch so hard she can't feel or even comprehend it's awesomeness, and therefore cums 9,200 times after the ninja cock leaves.

Women become pregnant by the mere thought of it. It is impossible to ignore. Shit, the ninja cock is inescapable and every bitch feels it before she dies.

by bleeding gums murphy April 22, 2005