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gunk music

A horrible type of music that goth people listen to.
What the fuck is this gunk music shit? At least the name is very appropriate for the noise that's produced.
by rock fan April 22, 2003
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Trap Music

More shitty music created by niggers trying to fuck stupid white chicks thizzed out.

Water down Krunk.
Yo, my homie dj's at this spot and dropped this Trap Music joint that got this little white girl to booty clap on his crotch.
by buddy guy September 6, 2012
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trance music

A style of music defined by the following: beats are faster than 125 BPM.
Second, Melodic elements are added between usually long sets of electronic drum-beats about 64 beats long. Third, these songs have no real lyrics to them and they last for at least 4 minutes on up.
The club DJ is gonna be playing a TRANCE set tonight.
by dj scrizzle July 7, 2003
mugGet the trance musicmug.

Classical Music

Modern pop culture does not hate it because its "boring", they hate the people who listen to it because it makes themselves feel "smart" and "deep".

Nobody gives a shit on your analysis of how this chord and tone sounds mean and how the conductor's frantic swaying reflects their "soul", "emotional state", and "conclusive dipshittery".

For those who really do love it, I'm not bashing your music, I hold no grudge against true appreciators of your art. However, I do harbor a hate for people who listen to it just to elevate their own egos, or were forced to listen to it by browbeating parents.

Either that, or modern methods of composing music makes the traditional way of making noises by means of carved wood, strings, and hollowed lead pipes appear dinosauric.
Upon posting this definition of "classical music", a ragtag lynch mob composed of angry college professors, browbeaten Asians with violins, and dweeby bookworms has assembled before my home half a second later to have me tarred and feathered.
by C Tan May 9, 2006
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musical snowballing

The act of snowballing while playing music. The one who has the mass of cum in their mouth when the music stops must swallow.
My girlfriend and I were musical snowballing last night, when the music stopped she had to swallow my big hot steamy load.
by Hippie Prince February 4, 2007
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rush music

rush music gets the heart pounding, the blood flowing, your every fiber ALIVE!!!!
Some example genres are techno and heavy metal.
rush music got to love it.
by YoSoyGod July 11, 2006
mugGet the rush musicmug.

music block

to commit suicide; a place to commit suicide
Boy starts crying and runs out of the form room

"He's going to the music block"
by jack the fag December 1, 2009
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