max rock

Max rock is a yakuza kid with no life

Have you seen that loser? Hes a max rock right!

by spring.li6 November 23, 2023

max minute

An amount of time that far exceeds that projected amount of time. I.E. much long than expected

Brian asked Djean, "Garrett called 10 minutes ago and said he was almost here, right?"
Djean replied, "Yeah, he was supposed to be here 2 hours ago though. He's taking a max minute."

by Trillbill42 December 23, 2017

Max

The best, most amazing, sweet, misunderstood, precious, perfect person in the world. Mine. Sheeeesh

Omg, why can't everyone be like Max.

by anonymous February 19, 2022

Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.

1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.

by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011

Max

A bish that makes a splash when taking a dookie.

That coffee made me need to take huge Max

by anonymous December 25, 2021

Max

Someone who normally has a very large penis, may or may not have alcoholic tendencies. Very out going and loves Jake the cat not to be mixed up with Jake the dog. Loves vibrating cock rings and ball gags. He’s been seen wearing a butt plug with a tail connected at the end. Enjoys a mexican lawn mower (sexual act) especially when done by authentic mexican inmates.

Did you see Max Wilson with that new pink furry but plug? Wish I could use it.

by Batman ❤️ February 8, 2025

Maxxing

(verb) it is to do something dumb or idiotic

why are you maxxing right now oh thats how you maxx

by leothelion1 January 14, 2024