JETTA MALE

male that drives and has sex only with his jetta

at the bar
girl 1: wow he's cute, i should ask me to buy me a drink ;) ;)

girl 2: Forget it Jan, he's a jetta male

by musterM June 26, 2021

mighty male

It’s just like being male, but it completely dismisses the very notion of transitioning. You are male, you always were male, and you’ll always be male.

I’d say I transitioned from male to mighty male, but I was always mighty male.

Look at this super straight mighty male over here. An integral part of the gender binary.

by 1776today July 4, 2021

sigma male

A type of men who wanted to be a "alpha male" but wanted to be like cooler or some crap?
So they decided to make their own type of male.

Person 1 (a beta male): Yoooo, you're such a alpha.
Person 2 (an absolute sigma male): No, no, no! You absolute IDIOT! I am a SIGMA MALE, get it right you beta b*tch.

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 8, 2022

lickma male

A lickma male is a species of human who's entire purpose in life is to lick their balls.

I hate John the Lickma Male.

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 8, 2022

alpha male

disguised as a police officer, business owner, judge, gym owner, bartender, financial professional, influencer

an alpha male is a mentally unstable dickrider, that would rather obsess over your beta male dick than do anything on his own

this dickrider exerts more energy on me than he does with anything else - what an alpha male

by betamale1947 August 22, 2022

omega male

Sometimes a golf sometimes a deeltje

Who is that over there?
That is Tjerk, an omega male

by Omegamale August 30, 2022

Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.

I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”

by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022