Firework Jizz

(n.) Jizz that comes out at such speed, force, and shear power it is comparable to that of a firework
(v.) The act of giving someone firework jizz, typically your own

His room looked like a 4th of July after-party with the amount of firework jizz on the bed

by Low Ball Wizard September 15, 2023

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Jizz Hockey

when you ejaculate in the winter and your semen freezes on the ground and you play Hockey on it

Companion: Did you know I did a bit of Jizz Hockey last
You: sounds very intriguing companion

by Nigga Central October 5, 2023

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When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.

"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."

by Watchinfool October 5, 2023

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Sizzling jizz

When you ejaculate into a cast iron skillet then cook the load for approximately 3 minutes until the semen is brought to a boil. You then pour the compound into the mouth of your awaiting partner and she devours the substance

Person 1: do you desire a sizzling jizz?
Person 2? Sure! Just don’t make it too hot!

by The jizzmaster November 27, 2021

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