Zone Friending

The act of creating a friendship to ship an old friend with your new one; or to get two new people together.

Growing close to someone in an attempt to get them to interact with a friend.

1. Damn, John was zone friending both Jawn and Jella? He tryna be cupid or something?

2. Oh shit, Anjella was definitely zone friending me for Gohn. I barely know the guy tho!

by imbesmerser December 28, 2023

butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.

Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.

by QuacksO March 5, 2017

Loui hot zone

When lu absolutely rapes people on ho zone on brawl stars and wins the game %100 to %0 while Amber is getting touched by tick in the corner.

Man that Loui hot zone was awesome did you see gale bending over?

by anonymous December 18, 2024

Nick Level Friend-Zoned

The ultimate friend zone level and one of no return, akin to level 100m on the Original Donkey Kong or level 256 on Pac-Man.

The party in question is often so far in they do not realize they are in the midst of the friend-zone status.

1) A guy gets sent a naked picture from a girl who asks him to "make sure she looks alright before she sends it to another guy". He assumes this to be a ruse, that she actually wants his dick. This assumption is false, he is in fact in the nick level friend-zone.

2) There are two guys and a girl drinking in town. Guy 1 thinks he will take the girl home at the end of the night and does not understand why Guy 2 is hanging around so late. This is made clear when it is Guy 2 who takes the girl home, Guy 1 is nick level friend-zoned.

by sharkacon April 25, 2014

The Simon Zone

1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person

"Dude, get out of the Simon Zone and ask her out"

by theboss31 December 5, 2018

Stroke Zone

When you are are in the "Red Zone" of scoring sexual intercouse with a woman.

I was in the stroke zone with jessica last night and totally choked it at the last second!

by fartjohnson December 9, 2024

Thug Zone

1. noun. a slang term meaning a prison you can be sent to

2. noun. slang meaning dream-like state that is suggested to be reached through the use of hallucinogenics

1. You’re getting sent to the thug zone because of this.
2. Texting from the thug zone right now.

by adi skibidski April 10, 2024