Hammersla'd

To get so sauced you fall asleep on the toilet

Tried to stand up and fell over because my legs where asleep . ended up Hammersla'd on the toilet for hour

by Weaver93 March 11, 2020

Hammeltoe

An alternative phrase for ‘pain in the cunt’ which can be used to describe someone who’s as numb as fuck and gets right up your fanny.

I’m sick of him talking to me. He’s nothing but a Hammeltoe.

Six friend requests in an hour? Why doesn’t he get the message! Bloody Hammeltoe.

by bannedfromourgroup March 21, 2020

hammer heading

the act of a male wearing a strap on(during a three some) attached to his buttox and thrusting his pelvis in a back and fort motion in order to simultaneously penetrate both females at once

I was with jordan and marlee and we got horny so I began hammer heading and all sexual tensions were relieved.

by hammerheadsharkdtx April 28, 2020

Hammerederd

When you are so drunk you find Carol Baskins second husband attractive you're probably hammerederd.

I'm so hammerederd i waited six days at a glory hole to suck Carol Baskins second husbands cock.

by Viola cumsalot May 23, 2020

hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".

My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!

by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020

Hammer

A hammer is a very good fisherman. This motherfucker will catch a bass in a puddle of rain water with half a vexan and a bag of culprits with 25lb Cajun line. A fisherman Truly beyond His time.

Also a very large bass caught by said hammer, named that only by hammer who caught said bass.

“Did you see Greg won the Wednesday nighter?”
“Greg didn’t fish it tho?”
“He still won”

“ Fuckin Hammer 😳👌🏼🔨”

“Did y’all see ole Carlton drop 40 lbs on the scale? Boys HPDI is blown tf Up and he still got er done 100yds by the ramp, can’t compete with that hammer”

*Hammer Boat flips 7 lber over the deck*

*Shouts “FAWKIN HAMMER RIT DER SON!”*

by DictionaryObass July 16, 2020

Hammer

Hammer /ˈhamər/ A portable, manually operated, optically guided internal impact delivery device. A hammer is usually used for driving nails, forming metal, beating various natural or man materials into submission, or for the purpose of causing extensive damage to expensive or valuable items. The various types of hammer used by ordinary purposes are of the claw, ball peen, body, sledge, or rubber / wooden mallets.

Why is it is that every time somebody is killed with a hammer it is always a ball peen hammer?
"Fuck! I just smashed my thumb driving a nail and I've got blood all over the place."

by Daniel H. B. November 4, 2020