Ham Bushing

The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.

Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.

Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.

Will: WTF is that?

Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!

Will: 🙄

by It's like that October 30, 2020

victorian ham

When you finger a girl with ham and you put cum on it and eat it

I gave that girl some Victorian Ham

by CANT TELL U JACK April 19, 2018

HAM

Holiday Apartment Malta

Booking a HAM

by Lawine March 12, 2011

HAM

Horny Ass Mom.

Similar to a MILF but slightly more classy.

Every day all the HAM's in my office sit around and bitch . All those HAM's need a bone, and i am going to give it to them.

"I am going to make a HAM sandwich"

by Dick Suit1 December 16, 2015

pulling ham

lying, not answering texts/calls, pissing someone off, making up fake stories

person 1: what are you doing tonight?

person 2 :going to my grandmas.

person 1: nigga your pulling ham. I know your going to that party.

by 420f0rLIFE March 22, 2011

Hanging Ham

A noun used to describe a hanging cliterous

That girl has a hanging ham

by LizzieWest Aka Jade😝😂 May 11, 2018

HAM-radio silence

H(ard) A(s a) M(otherfucker)-radio silence. When you don't reply to someone because you're genuinely super busy with the real world.

Sorry for the HAM-radio silence. I wasn't ignoring you - I just got roped into a big cleaning sesh at work. Wanna make out?

by Slippery Dipp February 5, 2025