Steamed Ham

Being completely and utterly drunk to the point where you can't move and have to be carried places..

Holy shit man, I was a complete steamed ham last night..

by TaayBiy October 26, 2008

Afgan Ham

When you Spread your butt cheaks over your mates face, and proceed to shit into their mouth, while they are making a bomb.

I laid some afgan ham on my mates face at sunrise, because she hinted she was hungry.

by Soggydingdong123 February 25, 2011

Running a Ham Train

a combination of running train and going ham

an upgrade from a bologna car

Basically an all out rampage

EXAMPLE 1: Call of Duty

Bob: "How are you doing in this match?"

Bill: "45 kills, 3 deaths. Let's just say I'm running a ham train."

EXAMPLE 2: Football

After a 45 - 0 victory

Player from the losing team: "What just happened?"

Player from the winning team" "We just ran a ham train on yall punk muthafuckahs!!!!!!"

by Blake=Stud January 20, 2011

Canned ham

Small waist line of a hot chick. Resembles a canned ham.

Dude, check out the canned ham on that broad.

by pilotdude August 4, 2010

the ham

reference to Chlamydia. Frequently used in the Philadelphia region by street walkers.

That ho is nasty, she got the ham.

by Ferdog March 31, 2006

Red Christmas Ham

Sexual Move including a man and a woman with large thighs, similar to the shape and lustre of a "Christmas Ham".

How To create a Red Christmas Ham:
Both are butt naked, The woman sits down as the guy fingers her and slaps her large christmas thigh, she sucks him off as this happens.

When the ham is as red as possible its ready to be based. The man jizzes on her thigh, and rubs it into the deep red burning sensation.

Then Amputate the woman's leg and cook it in an oven, to enjoy a nice Red Christmas Ham!!

"Come on baby, I just want one porky Red Christmas Ham!"

"No Johnny! It's Degrading!"

"Shutup Bitch!"

Johnny then forces the Red Christmas Ham upon her and enjoy's a tasty treat later.

by Ten Sa Zangetsu December 9, 2008

smuggling ham

When a female and male have sex, and the sperm-filled condom comes off of the man's penis and remains inside the woman's vagina. This forces her to then walk to the bathroom and remove it with her fingers. The resulting mess is a lot like a ham: slimey, full of protein, leaves you worried about getting big in the middle, and it involves an object at the center referred to as a "bone".

Mike and Tina were going at it reverse-cowboy in Jason's apartment, and he tried to pull off using Magnums on his meat stick. They were too big, and he slipped a rubber about 4 minutes in and Tina was smuggling ham to the bathroom. I saw her 8 days ago buying pregnancy tests at the pharmacy and she was already looking a little more poochey than usual. Wonder if it's triplets?

by Ole Skool 74 November 28, 2011