Posey food 

Food that comes out on your plate all stylish and shit. Usually expensive. Usually takes two spoonfuls to eat. Usually your here on a date with some guy trying to show off. Usually the name of the establishment is simple like: 'Bills' or 'Noir' or something arty farty like that.

You hear other tossers beside you saying things like : "oh darling! This venison is DEVINE" and "Oh the quails egg just goes scrumptiously with this raisin".

Girl 1: Oh went to dinner last night in that new fancy restaurant that opened in town
Girl 2: Oooooooh I heard it serves fabulous food and the chef came over from England where he used to be a head chef in London!!
Girl 1: Nah! Served over priced posey food. Stopped off at McDonalds on the way home!

Posey food by Snipperino April 28, 2015

mehxican food 

Mexican food that isn't that tasty...

Dude - this place makes some pretty lousy mehxican food - the burritos taste like ass...

mehxican food by one 'f' Jeph November 17, 2015

holistic food

Natural food that actually heals/cure diseases and or disorders. I.E. Salt settles an upset stomach.

John had cancer until he started eating holistic food.

holistic food by Tom Gunn December 8, 2015

Anchor Food

A heavy food someone eats just before bed to help them fall asleep.

Awake at 3am, Marc decided to eat a piece of deep dish pizza as his anchor food to help him sleep.

Anchor Food by funcybunch September 10, 2016

mexican food standoff 

If someone is browsing a section of a shelf at a grocery where you need something from and pretend to look at other stuff until they go away. Little do you know they are doing the same thing and are waiting for you to leave the section behind them.

"I swear today I think I was waiting for someone to leave the canned soup section while they were waiting for me to leave the salsa section diagonally behind them."

"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”

mexican food standoff by Nilliks October 28, 2017

false food 

food that is made out of plastic or not real

How much does this FALSE FOOD cost?

false food by AntIs_Cool November 22, 2017

Health food freak 

A person who is obsessed with healthy eating e.g. one who cuts salt and sugar intake, eats organic, avoids processed food and is scared of eating unhealthy.

I an such a health food freak, I am even scared of hanging out with friends!

Health food freak by Mkaur May 11, 2018