Fish Sauce

A delightful delicacy enjoyed in places like South East Asia. Sure, it smells, but the Umami taste is to die for! Asian gangsters will take shots of it as initiation or just for fun. But NEVER, EVER, EVER microwave it. You will regret it and everyone else who uses that microwave will suffer too. Also, if you think fish sauce smells bad, try Shrimp Paste.

Thug 1: "Ai-Yah! I put da Fish Sauce in all my rice meal!"
Thug 2: "Ai-Zah! I know it good, right?"
Thug 3: "Ai-Yah! I had it in my rice yesterday and I'm microwaving the leftovers right now!!"
Thugs 1 & 2: "Ai- YOU DID WHAT???!!!!"

by South East Asian Man September 1, 2022

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Flopping Fish

Like the motor boat when one places their face in someones cleavage, only this is done with your hand.

With fingers pointed to the middle of her cleavage, I wedge my tips in between her tits and gave her a flopping fish.

by Boots of Chinese Plastic 7 December 17, 2011

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Fish Water

Water that fish’s fuck in. Fish water, don’t drink it fishes shit in it.

Don’t touch that fish water

by Ramin99 September 22, 2018

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jolly fish

The windows phone version of flappy bird, which is 10x harder twice as frustrating, and u play as a huge dumb ass jelly fish tht looks like it could be a breast implant

the underwater equivalent to tht stupid bird

Did u get flappy bird yet?
me: no I have a shitty windows phone they only have jolly fish which is already making me frustrated!! 😒😒

by J-frost February 6, 2014

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Batty fish

All people called dave or Ben. Most likely smell like ur dogs breath and can't be asked to do shit

Ur such a batty fish.

by Unit1 May 20, 2020

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Baby fishing

Baby fishing occurs , when a woman is on her period. During this time, she goes to the bathroom, and takes a massive shit, which clogs the toilet and her period coloured urine will be mixed with toilet water, thus creating the “pond”. After this, a man goes to the same toilet and puts his penis in the “pond”. This is called baby fishing.

Person A to person B: What’ are you doing this weekend?
Person B: My girfriend is on her period, so I tought I’d do some baby fishing. Wanna come?
Person A: yeah, sure! We should also bring beer!

by MeisterXmeisteR October 6, 2021

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