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Condurso Family

Coolest family out there
Everyone loves them and pretty much main characters in the world, between the annual capemay trip and Christmas Eve at grandma and poppy’s this family is definitely the best. The family favorite being Juliana (the most talkative, immature, pretty dumb but energetic stubborn, causes the trouble, 3rd youngest) and a close second being Bobby (Most behaved, sarcastic humor, nicest, chill, gets Everyone out of trouble, 2nd youngest ) . Dont mess with this Italian family because at least 3 of the extended family is most likely in the mafia and also have a grandchild named Dominick (Wild, loud, always hitting someone, acts more like a raccoon then human, influences the trouble, youngest) that definitely has some form of Rabies. If you see this family in public you should probably avoid for safety reasons. Out of the grandchildren the most mentally stable one is Bobby so if communication is required speak to him to acquire the most valid response. If the grandchildren are doing something bad, just blame poppy is was 95% influenced by him. The two oldest grandchildren Jaylen and Bella are usually the good influences, if you are reading this years later predictions are in Grandchildren Predictions.
Jaylens - His Music goes global and takes off
Bella - Gets a 9-5 job, gets a husband, has 2 kids and settles down
Juliana - Travels the world
Bobby - becomes a multi-Millionaire

Dominick - Lives in a dumpster
Jack: “Here comes the condurso family
John: “who?”
Jack: “the coolest family to ever live”
by Tuberculosis :) February 13, 2023
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$FM (Cash Family Mafia)

Created in 2019, a clique formed by a money hungry loyal group. They consider each other family and no one in this group are traitors nor do they switch up on each other. Really close ties with the group originated in S.Korea, E4E clique. Allies of certain cliques and gangs, not specified(certain Blood gangs, certain Crip gangs, some GD, BD and Hoover), building alliances for a greater good. Enemies of this clique vary; some enemies include Taliban Bloods, 72 Mob, fake gangs and more. This clique is known to work hard for their money by building business, trades, deals and more without lying, cheating or stealing. This clique has ties around the world in Europe, Hawaii, Cali, NY, Chi, TX, LA, Georgia, and West Africa, where they receive protection and supplies. This clique does not look for trouble, but if beef is started with them, they play the game smartly and end it wisely. No one in this clique has been reported dead or found dead. Located in WA, spread throughout the cities, they are hard to locate once beefed with which makes it difficult for enemies to spot them. They have done “get backs” and whether they have killed or not, they will not specify due to safety of their “family”, from law and clout chasers. Cash Family Mafia looking to make the world more peaceful between gangs and cliques and bring allies up with them, not snakes, they hate snakes and “take out snakes & hoes” (they did not explain what they meant by that).
$FM (Cash Family Mafia) is the meaning of true brother/sisterhood that moves money and builds money in the smartest ways, like the mafia in the 60s use to move around.
by Tactical9mm_Info_Retriever February 16, 2023
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Family Guy writers

A derogatory name given to TV shows or movies that have memebers of Family Guy or replicate it's humor.
"Yep this show definitely has Family Guy writers."

"Dude that new show looks shitty."

"What did you expect? The dude that made it was a Family Guy writer"
by BarkLark February 19, 2023
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Microsoft Family Safety

GoGuardian's twin brother. It blocks random sites just like GG, but it is barely ever talked about
Microsoft Family Safety = George Orwell's 1984
by BorritoGuy February 21, 2023
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Family

Family is people who like to murder each other for fun.
My family and I own a slaughterhouse where we murder kids.
by Alexaiom February 21, 2023
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Ree-lon family rape story

Stories like that always warm my heart because they prove that it IS the parents that are both the primary threat to their own kids AND are the problem and that there is no reason to let them use their kids as a pretense FOR ANY REASON OR ABOUT ANYTHING. Because they are worse people. They will take rights they will never use away from people in the name of their kids and then you will catch a republican senator with child porn on his computer.
Hym "What did I tell you about the Ree-lon family rape story? Did I not say? It's the parents. They drown their own kids. They fuck their own kids. They fuck YOUR kids. And then they tell you that they don't have to pay the creator of AI because of your kids! All they will ever do is pass the buck to everyone else. And that's what they are doing now. Steal. Lie. Horde. Fuck their own kids. That's it. That's all they're good for."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
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220 Stack King/Queen Family (220 SKF)

Eastside Detroit Blood-affiliated set from 6 Mile & Fairport. Known for “Don’t Trip” motto, ties to Maxxout, COG, and EVL, with past rivalries against Seven Mile Bloods and ABM. Social media visibility highlighted their influence in 2019.
“ 220 Stack King/Queen Family (220 SKF) used to run 6 Mile with ‘Don’t Trip’ energy, holding turf and rep while keeping close with other Blood sets.”—Eastside Detroiter
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
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