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Flasking

The act of carrying and drinking an alcoholic beverage from a flask, a metal container for storing a small amount of liquor, typically to be carried in one's pocket.
Should’ve been flasking today, it’s negative ten on this slow ass lift.
by Djazflo January 14, 2024
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Flass

Flass refers to the unfortunate condition of encountering an individual who embodies dullness, annoyance, and a general lack of enjoyment in conversation.

A person labeled as "flass" tends to drain the energy from social interactions, making it a challenging and uninteresting experience for those around them.

This term encapsulates the essence of someone who is not only boring but also exudes an aura of annoyance, making them less than desirable company. When confronted with a case of flass, one might find themselves longing for more engaging and lively interactions.

Origins: flaccid
"After spending an hour with that dude, I realized he was the epitome of flass – every topic became a boring monologue, and the once vibrant conversation turned into a tedious ordeal."
by Not Flass Guy January 18, 2024
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Flashy jack

A fat nipple dweep who likes getting cheated on
Guy 1: hi I'm flashy jack
Guy 2: can I fuck your mrs

Guy1: of course buddy

Guy 2: oh shit, I already hit that
Guy 3: Same
Guy 4: same
Guy 5: same
by Flashyjack18 February 2, 2024
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Flashbang

A video, image, or bit of text that throws the viewer off, and immediately shaves away any previous assumptions about possible routes a story may take.

An example of a flashbang:

Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?

Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
Billy: I was watching this video of cats making cute noises, and the guy who posted it Flashbanged me with an image of a gaping manhole.

Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
by munchiesnOOb November 30, 2023
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Flastbaggered

Brinki was left flastbaggered when she found out that a pussy can turn blue when pregnant.
by ganggangvcoolguy February 15, 2024
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Flashcism

Flashcism (FLASH-iz-əm) is a far-left, authoritarian political ideology and movement, characterized by pursuing nuclear war at all costs. Flashcists push for nuclear holocaust (hence the word "Flash") for the perceived good of the nation or race.
Flashcism pushes towards World War 3 at all costs to humanity.
by AntiFlashcist March 15, 2024
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Flashbang

Another term for a quickie. When you bang a chick fast like the Flash. FLASHBANG
“YO dude I just Flashbanged her in under 30 seconds
by Chickiedickie March 23, 2024
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