Orgasmic Face-Splat

The action of a mobile phone or tablet falling from your one handed grip and falling on your face, whilst laying back and masturbating to porn, explicit images or facetime on your phone

Rachael lost her grip on her phone, right at the moment of climax. The orgasmic face-splat meant that besides having rosy cheeks from climax she was likely to have a black eye.

by dutchrudder May 14, 2015

funk face

funk face: is a face you pull when playing and listening to funk like you are the man/woman - think of the face you pull when you smell one of your own farts - ITS THE SAME FACE !!

"oooohhhhwwwweeeee that dude is lost in the music look at his funk face"

"look at that dude in the car with the windows up either he is rocking out to some funky shit or he has just dropped one and it smells good" !!

by Big Luke Dawg August 9, 2016

darrall fact

A response to a question that has limited basis in fact or truth
A 50/50 chance of being right

Arran: How long do seagulls live ?
Darrall: The oldest gull recorded was over 50 years
Arran: That's a 'Darrall Fact'

by D_u_K_k January 26, 2017

hot factory

A mom with many hot, young adult offspring.

Kris Jenner is a hot factory.

by feetoid September 2, 2017

Glow-face

Glow-face- n the illuminated face when using a tablet, smart phone, in the dark.

The kids went to bed early tonight but they all had glow-face for 20 minutes.

by WVIII May 23, 2018

Marble Face

When one ejaculates into another ones rectum followed by pull out maneuver which results in a cumshit on the recipients face or hands.

Last night I got totally "Marble Faced".

Did you hear the time Jenna "Marbled Face".

I got surprised "Marble Faced" last night.

by VisualistTV December 15, 2018

Doorknob Face

A Doorknob Face is someone who should be respected and bowed down to. It seems like an offensive name which makes Doorknob Faces so much more humble and godly.

“Jack is so humble! He must be a Doorknob Face!”

by Wise Teller May 14, 2019