bare dry

If something is bare dry it means really not funny like, shut up fam.

"Ayo dat joke was bare dry my nigga!"

by bigbunda24 December 20, 2020

All dry

Completely out of Cum and cant cum unless you see Livvy.

All dryed up
Girlfriend:when are you gonna cum

Boyfriend:idk

Livvy walks in: room floods with cum

GF:omg stepbro

Bf: I cant stop im cumming everywhere
Mom walks in: OMG its in my mouth stop squirting

by Maybe be David March 10, 2023

Deuce in Dry-Dock

The act of shutting off the water valve to a toilet, completely draining all water, then leaving a turd in the bottom of the bowl.

"Phillip gave me the keys to his estate and asked that I mind his English Mastiffs in his absence. I fed the hounds, ate his scones, and left a Deuce in Dry-Dock knowing this would elicit a chuckle from Phillip and scorn from his mistress."

by Ohsotrue December 27, 2011

Blame it on the dry mouth

A saying used as an excuse when people continuously slur their words as a result of being very high.

Kenzie: I know that amaa--amba-aa-ambidextrous girl.

Caitlin: What? Haha, You tripped over that one a bit!

Kenzie: Oh shh-shhushhuhhshh.

Caitlin: Just blame it on the dry mouth bro.

by GoodCallGirls November 12, 2011

why my neck so dry

where the hickeys at

hey samuel , why my neck so dry ?

by yourstrulysilver May 19, 2017

he's a bit dry

When someone is lacking a sense of humor or personality

That new chap, he's a bit dry isn't he??

by becketybop July 11, 2017

Better wet than dry

A genius quote invented by Louis to state that a pussy better when moist rather than when dry.

Personally I like it better wet than dry.

by LOUIS_shush January 22, 2021