drunk 'n love

Shortened from "drunk and in love" meaning to have a crush on someone while intoxicated.

I am drunk 'n love with that girl, but she is probably ugly to a sober person.

by r0ger25 August 24, 2007

cum drunk whore

A whore who drinks so much cum she stumbles around like a drunkard.

"Look at that cum drunk whore, falling around. She reminds me of your mom."

by Nasty Bastige August 14, 2007

tucker max drunk

The ultimate Drunk Stage. Nevermind about operating heavy machinery, you'll have trouble figuring out doorknobs. The only benefit is that you don't have to worry about driving because you can't find your keys. The following things can happen while Tucker Max Drunk:
Black Out
Hook up with fat/ugly girls
Fail to hook up with hot girls because you pass out on them
Vomit uncontrollably
Make loud, boisterous, and thouroughly untruthful claims about your achievements
Commit yourself to large and utterly hopeless wagers that you have no way of covering
Start fights with small, defenseless people
Break Things
Become very angry with inanimate objects, and loudly curse them

After finishing off the tucker max death mix i was definitely tucker max drunk

by somerandomdude April 21, 2006

snot slingin' drunk

So drunk that that one has snot hanging from the nasal cavity. Commonly, the drunk subject has no awareness of their mucus situation.

There is no way Joe is meeting us for brunch.. he was totally snot slingin' drunk last night.

by nirva February 28, 2007

drunk ass nigger

A black dude that is drunk off his ass and is annoying as fuck.

Yea! he was one drunk ass nigger

by Jezuzs November 11, 2010

Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer

A person who orderes take out food drunk and passes out before the food can be delivered.

A person who orders in a to go line who passes out in the car before they ever recieve their food.

The Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer ordered take out food from Wangs last night, but she passed out before they got there.

by Roccos January 4, 2010

blind drunk date

Meeting somebody for a date whom you met when you were completely drunk, and don't remember what the person looked like

Fred: Man I was to wasted yesterday night... I think I'm going to text her for a blind drunk date

by arneh April 12, 2012